Football Terrace Chants

To the tune of Lord of the Dance at Man United:
"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"

To the tune of The Addams Family by fans visiting Norwich:
Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another The Norwich family der der der der clap clap etc

..Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
''Going down .going down going down,
Sunderland fans reply.....
So are we, so are we, so are we .

Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"

Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

To the tune of Craig David - Rewind:
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"

To Graham Rix when he was released from prison
after being convicted for, well, you know...

(To the Manic Street Preachers song):
"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"

West brom sang:
the premier league is upside down
the premier league is upside down
we're up the top Chelsea bottom
the premier league is upside down
then a few seconds later
champions...............champions.......
......champions


Photo by Alamagordo

And there's more...

He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio
interview that he didn't
like the idea of a swear word in his song.

A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
*in style of Chim-Chiminey*
"Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!

In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned
from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a
football match..
He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every
ground, Carra's dad,
Carra's dad

Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started
banging in the goals at
St Andrews... Theres only one Emile Heskey, one
Emile Heskey, He used to be sh**e, But now hes alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland

Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is
drafted in as
emergency cover... He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a
game when
no-one's
fit, Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!

To the tune of Rebel Rebel
Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense, Neville
Neville, like Jacko
you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of your dad

Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control
his feet. He
just can't, He just can't, He just can't control
his feet.

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"...
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the
chubby keeper was
diagnosed with Schizophrenia.

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